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who thought coal had a future, 
rather than your children

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desperately hoping to use your money to
bail out our rich moron friends

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So remember - despite all the bullshit leading
up to the election

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we’re still just a bunch of bought-and-paid-for shills

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(FAIR DINKUM POWER)

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and have you pick up the tab

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when they can no longer compete with renewables

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That’s free insurance for private companies
to shit on the planet, go broke

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Not only that, we’re also promising to make
*you* pay for their debts

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Absolutely

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Do we still plan to build new coal-powered stations?

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Of course it is, we’re just hoping you’re
too stupid to remember that

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The one that caused emissions to rise ever
since he scrapped the carbon price?

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Is it just a rebranding of Tony’s even older
bullshit policy?

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whilst playing Survivor on a Dead Planet
Fucked By Our Dickhead Accountant Ancestors

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Your grandchildren will love hearing that story

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Sure, by using accounting tricks rather than
reducing actual emissions

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Will it help us meet our Paris emission targets
“in a canter”?

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That’s why our Coal-fondler in Chief has
just announced the Climate Bullshit Fund

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As you can see, we care about climate change
and your kids’ future

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whose climate-change science we can ignore

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Then you can one day become a scientist…

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Go back to school little shits!

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(Lucky for us the little shits can’t vote yet)

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Coz they know this is a crisis requiring an
emergency response

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Especially children, who’ll be the ones
to pay for it

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That’s why they’re skipping school and
going on strike

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Cool and normal

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Few will emerge from this election without
being covered in bullshit

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and the first mammal just went extinct
due to rising sea levels

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crocs cruisin the streets

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Townsville under water

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Tasmania on fire

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roads melting

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You know, rivers vomiting up dead fish

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climate catastrophe

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from the real existential threat we face...

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causing scattered showers of misplaced fears
of refugees that will distract voters

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The bullshit will spread across the continent
rapidly, thanks to topical cyclone Rupert

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This means you can expect a high pressure
system of bullshit to form over Canberra

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Australia is about to head into a federal election

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Hello I’m from the Australien Government,
here to bring you a special weather forecast

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Authorised by the Department of Adults
Requiring Child Supervision

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Australien Government

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vote for us coz bullshit, bulshit, bullshit-bullshit